Aisle Wars
Donkeys vs Elephants. Four on four, top-down, in your browser. Knock out the other side to win their votes. First party to 30 wins the round.
Online matches are coming soon. For now you play a full 4v4 round with bots on both teams.
Controls
- Computer: move with WASD or the arrow keys, aim with the mouse, hold the left button to fire, Space or Shift to dash. Hold Tab for the scoreboard, M to mute.
- Phone or tablet: left thumb moves, right thumb aims and fires, tap DASH to dodge. Turn your phone sideways for the best view.
Power-ups
- ☕ Coffee restores 45 health.
- 💰 Super PAC in the Capitol doubles your damage for 8 seconds.
- ⚡ Rally by the reflecting pools makes you faster for 6 seconds.
How a round works
- Each knockout is one vote for your party. First to 30, or the most after four minutes, wins.
- You're back in three seconds after a knockout, with a moment of protection.
- Reflecting pools block walking, not shots. Hedges and stone block both.
Aisle Wars is a cartoon game with party mascots. It doesn't depict real people, and ballots are the only ammo. No sign-in needed and no ads while you play.